Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Early Morning Flight.

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Nobody likes getting up before dawn to catch a flight. But when an airline will sell you a ticket for a 6:30 am flight at almost half the cost of what it would be to get out of bed at a civilized time, you do what ya gotta do. You try to stay in bed til the very last moment, savoring every last z, even though you know it's not going to make a difference. The rest of the pre-flight ritual consists of aimlessly shuffling through the various airport lines in the pre-dawn hours like some sort of pajama-clad Zombie. Being it is such an early flight half the people don't even bother with the whole "getting dressed" thing and are more than happy to wait in line at the airport McDonalds wearing their comfy sweatpants complete with hair rollers and teddy bear slippers. All this to save a few bucks you ask? Yer darn tootin'! Plus nothing makes a TSA agent feel more ridiculous than asking you to take off your teddy bear slippers before going through a metal detector.

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