Spoooooooon!

Spoon Quotes:

"Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. I did an original sin. I poked a badger with a spoon." - Eddie Izzard

Sheriff of Nottingham - "Locksley! I'm gonna cut your heart out with a spoon."
Guy of Gisbourne - "Why a spoon cousin? Why not an axe?"
Sheriff - "Because it's dull, you twit, it'll hurt more."